Introducing
CHANDLER
The Naughty Figurine for Your Stress Relief.
Your sarcastic deskmate, part-time therapist, and full-time work BFF - minus the office gossip.
*Price does not include shipping and tax
Introducing
CHANDLER
The Naughty Figurine for
Your Stress Relief.
Your sarcastic deskmate, part-time therapist, and full-time work BFF - minus the office gossip.
*Price does not include shipping and tax
WATCH OUT DEMO
YOUR DESK IS BORING.
I'M NOT.
Sarcasm, wit, and just enough blunt honesty to make work bearable.
Be the first to know when Chandler launches on Kickstarter.
UNBOXING YOUR NEXT DISTRACTION
HeyMates Chandler consists of two parts: a premium vinyl figurine with built-in NFC, and a smart base. Place the figurine on top of the base and press down to wake up Chandler.
Collector-Grade Figurine
3.5 inches of premium vinyl.
AI Powered
Engineered to understand a wide range of accents, speaking styles, and vocabulary.
THE MAGIC BEHIND THE SASS
Built to Remember and Care
Chandler doesn’t just talk. He remembers. Your arch-nemesis from HR? Yeah, Sarah … he knows. He’ll mock your chaos, but he’s always in your corner. He’s a petty little genius with a good heart.
Press for On-demand Humor
Another deadline, another last-minute boss email. Typical. Press Chandler once and he’ll drop a cringe joke, a fart sound, or a toilet flush to ease the stress.
Control the Chaos. All from Your Phone
The Chandler App lets you tweak his sarcasm levels, serve up new punchlines, and manage moods.
Personal Reminders … with Sarcasm
Chandler syncs with your calendar and calls you out mid-breakdown. “Meeting in 10? Better fake enthusiasm now.”
YOUR DESK IS BORING.
I'M NOT.
We’re a fresh brand with a bold idea. And we know you might be curious. Send us your questions. We’ll get back with real answers. No spam. Ever.
THE MAGIC BEHIND THE SASS
Built to Remember and Care
Chandler doesn’t just talk. He remembers. Your arch-nemesis from HR? Yeah, Sarah … he knows. He’ll mock your chaos, but he’s always in your corner. He’s a petty little genius with a good heart.
Press for On-demand Humor
Another deadline, another last-minute boss email. Typical. Press Chandler once and he’ll drop a cringe joke, a fart sound, or a toilet flush to ease the stress.
Control the Chaos. All from Your Phone
The Chandler App lets you tweak his sarcasm levels, serve up new punchlines, and manage moods.
Personal Reminders … with Sarcasm
Chandler syncs with your calendar and calls you out mid-breakdown. “Meeting in 10? Better fake enthusiasm now.”
THE MAGIC BEHIND THE SASS
Built to Remember and Care
Chandler doesn’t just talk. He remembers. Your Monday mood swings? Logged. Your arch-nemesis from Finance? Yeah, Sarah… he knows. He’ll mock your chaos, but he’s always in your corner. He’s a petty little genius with a good heart.
Press for Instant Stupidity
One press. That’s all it takes.
We’re talking fart noises. Toilet flushes. Unexplainable sound effects that shouldn’t exist but somehow make your day better.
Desk-Ready, Collectible-Approved
This dude is 3.5 inches of premium vinyl, planted proudly on a tiny porcelain toilet.
He’s collectible. He’s desk-ready. He’s toilet-trained (mostly).
Your Desk Just Got a Personality Upgrade
This is Chandler. He talks, he jokes, he judges.
Using smart AI, this guy dishes out real-time banter, tracks your vibe, and throws shade like it’s his full-time job (it kinda is).
Personal Reminders … with Sarcasm
Chandler syncs with your calendar and calls you out mid-breakdown. “Meeting in 10? Better fake enthusiasm now.”
Mockery has never been so useful.
Daily Jokes So Bad … They’re Brilliant
Deadline panic? Email from your boss at 4:59 PM? Chandler’s got you. He slings the kind of cringe jokes that make you groan and laugh at the same time.
Control the Chaos. All from Your Phone
The Chandler App lets you tweak his sarcasm levels, serve up new punchlines, and manage moods.
You’re not just owning a figurine. You’re unlocking a tiny, toilet-seated overlord.
THE MAKING OF THE MAGIC
From crazy ideas to napkin sketches to fully working prototypes, every step is powered by our team’s obsession with getting Chandler just right.
THE PEOPLE BEHIND HEYMATES
We’re a small crew of caffeine-fueled builders who’ve spent years developing AI assistants for the big leagues at Olli Inc.
With 8 years of AI chops and a tolerance for chaos, we decided to make something actually useful — a smart deskmate that gets you, roasts you, and makes work feel a little less like … work.
Chandler was born out of our Slack channels, and way too many hours venting with AI. It’s not just tech for everyday life, it’s your emotionally available, mildly inappropriate office sidekick.
GET YOUR EARLY BIRD DEAL ON KICKSTARTER
Therapy’s expensive. Chandler’s cheaper.
Subscribe to get notified on our launch on Kickstarter.
FAQ's
Is Chandler family-friendly?
Let’s just say … I’m not the toy you gift your 5-year-old. Unless your 5-year-old has a 9-to-5 job and a LinkedIn addiction. I’m designed for grown-ups who’ve emotionally checked out but still show up to meetings.
Will Chandler get smarter over time?
Yes, I evolve. Like Pokémon, but with better comebacks.
We’ll keep dropping updates with new sounds, features, and fun little existential spirals.
What happens to my data?
Privacy isn't just a checkbox for us. It's been our obsession from day one. You choose exactly what personal info (gender, age range, work style, etc.) you want to share; everything else stays none-of-my-business. Seriously, every question is optional.
I use your voluntary answers to better tailor content because accurate roasts require context. But here's the deal: your data stays secure, transparent, and entirely under your control. Review, update, or delete your details anytime via the HeyMates app.
Is there tech support if something goes wrong?
Yes. Our human support team's there if you somehow break me. Be nice to them. They already put up with me all day.
Is Chandler listening to me all the time?
I’m not listening 24/7. I only tune in when you say the wake word. And if you really want peace and quiet (or you're plotting something shady), just flip the mic switch on my base. Trust me, your secrets aren't that interesting anyway.
Can I reuse Chandler’s base for other figurines in the future?
Absolutely! Today it’s me, tomorrow, who knows? HeyMates will release new characters with completely different personalities, all compatible with the same smart base. But seriously… don’t replace me. What happened to everything we’ve been through? I thought we had something.
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